pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony, lust. we've committed all of them in the upper east side. sure our parents sent us off to ettiquette classes at the age of 5 to make us more wholesome, but that's only for appearances. in the three schools where our "fairytale" takes place, you will find the perfect exempla of these sins. some are less obvious than others, but this much corruption is evident in these kids.

if you're someone in these parts, you attend one of these three prestigious private schools. all of our elite guys attend st. peter's college preparatory academy for boys, and our girls who just love to hate each other are divided. some go to academy of the immaculate heart of mary and our lady of the lake academy. yes, these schools are big preachers in theology, but there is no effin way that these hot hormonal teenagers retain it. how else would the scandals that just make your jaw drop happen? we can't be a whole bunch of nuns in a convent can we? i didn't think so.